(Source: whendiplomacyfails, via steveholtvstheuniverse)
(Source: whendiplomacyfails, via steveholtvstheuniverse)
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
What’s this?
I think it goes in hair.”
(via numquam-vincar)
(via askzignega)
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
Fallout 3: Have fun walking everywhere and meeting Deathclaws.
The Sims: escape from your repetitive meaningless life by taking control of simulated peoples’ repetitive meaningless lives.
Fable: Be nice to people and get prettier.
Kirby in Dreamland: suck, blow, swallow, fight a king who sucks and blows better then you.
Borderlands: Four weirdos dick around on a hellhole of a planet looking for a Vault that supposedly contains fantastic treasure, yet in actuality houses Cthulhu (wait did I make it sound less shitty with that)
Alien Hominid: You’re some little bug alien human thing who is trying to go home or something. Have fun mashing B button and repetitively getting shot in the face.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
Little seahorse checks his reflection in the diver’s watch by Don McLeish via Imigur :)
(via numquam-vincar)
Facebooky thing, why don’t you work? >:[
(Source: anxietycat)
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
(Source: vvhatevz, via numquam-vincar)
when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
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(Source: tonightonsicksadworld, via naarano)
youdumbdominick-might-be-a-brony:
Pinkie pie was a total pimp and she fucked all her ho’s
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15619/-Fluttershy%27s-Cave-Adventure
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